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Dog Dad T-Shirt – “I’m Not Retired, I’m a Professional Dog Dad” Funny Pet Lover Tee

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This relaxed, classic tee celebrates the quiet pride of dog owners who traded office hours for leash time. Soft, durable cotton and a clean crew neckline let the vintage-style “Not Retired — I’m a Professional Dog Dad” print sit front and center, worn with ease on weekend walks, backyard barbecues, or slow mornings on the porch. It feels lived-in from the first wear but built to last: breathable medium-weight fabric, reinforced shoulders, and a ribbed collar that holds shape. Subtle natural flecks in the undyed color add handcrafted character, while tear-away labels and OEKO-TEX certification keep comfort and safety in focus. This shirt slips on for coffee runs, dog-park chats, and afternoons spent teaching new tricks — the kind of everyday tee that belongs in a well-worn rotation.

Product features
- 180 g/m² medium-weight 100% cotton for year-round comfort and durability
- Tubular knit with no side seams for a clean look and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- Direct-to-Garment and Direct-to-Film printing for crisp, detailed front and sleeve designs
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified with tear-away label for scratch-free comfort

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

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Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00
Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in 15.10 16.50 18.00 19.50 21.00 22.40 23.70 25.00
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

 



Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

Dog Dad T-Shirt – “I’m Not Retired, I’m a Professional Dog Dad” Funny Pet Lover Tee

$38.99 USD

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